Elon Forgot Brakes
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INTERPLANETARY STOPPING REMAINS OPTIONAL

Elon Forgot Brakes

Elon in a white Roadster yanking a tall brake lever with a worried look

First production car to miss the Moon and every exit.

The Roadster skidding along a lunar road past knocked-over cones with Earth in the sky

Past The Moon

The Roadster cleared Earth before anyone checked the handbrake. Elon noticed somewhere past the Moon, grabbed the tall lever, and discovered vacuum offers excellent acceleration but limited stopping assistance. He is now circling back for the missed exit, one silent skid at a time. Navigation keeps suggesting a U-turn. The dashboard remains optimistic. The passenger seat remains extremely available.

Known Problems

The onboard notes stay concise because the driver is occupied. Every system works beautifully except the one required at the next corner.

  • Ticker

    $ELONBRAKE

  • Driver

    Busy with the lever.

  • Vehicle

    Roadster, airborne without permission.

  • Last Exit

    Approximately one Moon ago.

  • Stopping Plan

    Pull harder and look concerned.

  • Current Route

    A very wide U-turn.

Elon Forgot Brakes

Brake late. Orbit responsibly.